Confessions of a ManTaker


Dear Deviant,

Last week I was hanging with my BFF. Things were cool, but I told her I had to go take care of my mom who had a cold. Instead, I went on a date with her boyfriend. I feel terrible about lying, but they haven’t even been together that long. This was our 6th date. We haven’t had sex yet but he’s tried and now I want to. What should I do?

MANTAKER
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Dear MANTAKER,

I will spare you all the moral indignation everyone else would so rightly pour upon you. Instead, let’s forget everyone else’s feelings and just focus on you (something with which you are obviously quite comfortable). If you are going on dates with this guy, I take it you may be interested in more than some hot sex on a platter. This is not a good choice in a mate for you, mostly because he has adulterous tendencies AND a soon to be ex-girlfriend who already has your phone number and address. I take it you are severely starved for attention because of all the guys out there, you chose your “BFF’s” man. You might as well sleep with him- If not to compound the hurt your friend will live when she soon finds out that her guy has been double dipping in the friend sauce, at least because the aftermath will surely lead to another great post on Dear Deviant. PLEASE make sure to use a condom when making use of the community manhoe, no need to sprinkle chlamydia on the stab wounds in your BFF’s back.

Deviant

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