Posts Tagged friends with benefits
Buddy Lovin’ pt. 2
Dear Deviant:
How do you make clear to a guy that you do NOT want to be his sex buddy or his girlfriend without hurting his feelings yet still stay pals? Should I relate a gross or embarrassing story? Leave a turd spinning in my toilet bowl when he hangs out at my apartment?
-ODD
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ODD,
Why you would allow someone to put you out of your zone to the extent of not flushing your toilet is in a word: sad. In other words: bizarre, creepy, masochism, etc. Put your foot down. If feelings are hurt, that’s the way it is. Do you want such a trite friend anyway? Try saying this: “Dig Fam, let me be all the way 100: Somos amigos, you are not getting my panty-draws.” If that approach is a tad too brolic for you, notice of restraining order should communicate the same message effectively. While it will impede your budding friendship, from your description of the situation, court ordered distances were in the near future anyway.
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Buddy Lovin’ pt. 1
Dear Deviant,
Lately I’ve been confounded by my relationships/friendships with a few guys. Then I realize that these questions are not uncommon, and I’m sick of thinking about them, so maybe you could answer them for me…?
So, Deviant:
1. What are the rules for sex buddies? Is there anything hard and fast I should know, or are the terms and conditions between each pair of friends as unique as the people initiating the relationship? Is there anything I’m missing? How difficult is it to find a man of character to do some shots with and screw not more than once per week? Is that an unreasonable request?
love,
ODD
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ODD,
There are plenty of rules for f*ck buddies, all of which a) you can find on the Internet and b) plainly spell out that there is no buddy in FB-ship, rather said person is more of an unpaid prostitute. If you’re writing me, it seems as though you are missing a lot (unless you sent this from your blackberry while in the sheets betwixt an FB intermission). The only thing hard and fast should be…that’s too easy (and only fast upon request, not fast because your FB’s 1-minute-o’-love is over). What are you really seeking? Requesting a man of “character” to screw you once a week is a completely unreasonable request. If you do not wish to delve into the roller-coaster world of a relationship AND only need it once a week, might I suggest an investment in a pet rabbit?
DeviantE-mail your love & advice questions to me@deardeviant.com