OK, I know this was spam, but it read so well.  Who knows, some of you out there may actually feel this way.

Dear Deviant,

The tiger is gone from my husband and he is not interested in my body to make romantic intimate love and will not touch me. His testosterone levels are normal. He can get ready ok to perform and make intimate love and he says he is not cheating. He says he is just tired for love making but, finds energy to do all his hobbies.
What is wrong with me? I am not ugly, I get hit on all the time by men of all ages, even 20 year olds, I am 35. I am very clean about my body. I am not inhibited sexually and have told him that I would try anything he wants.

-Levitra
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Dear Levitra,

If your husband checks out physically, then the next thing to consider is psychologically.  First and foremost:

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU.

Secondly,

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU.

Don’t bare the full burden of what could possibly be a joint issue between the two of you.  His lack of sexual desire could be indicative of an underlying communication or interactional problem between the two of you, at his job, or something he considers personal and has kept from you.  Communication is key.  Perhaps you can consider locating a Marriage and Family Therapist in your area (www.aamft.org) that can help you and your husband through this rough time.
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With that said, damn you Levitra spam.  There goes my hopes of posting only snarky quips about people’s mundane lives in efforts to alleviate my own boredom and fears.  Upon review, I could have made that reply way more dramatic and entertaining, but my poptarts are ready.
This is a great time to review Dear Deviant’s disclaimer.

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