Dear Deviant,

I want to persue an office romance. This guy “John” is mega hot and recently single. My only problem is that he was dating another woman in my department and that was his second office relationship. We’ve been flirty before and I know he finds me attractive. Should I let him know I’m interested?

-Longing4John
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Dear Longing4John,

Why?

With all the guys with whom you could get cuddly in your cubicle, why seek the one guy that’s the office hoe? Have you ever had any troubles mass uploading pics of drunken nights off your blackberry to your picassa or facebook album? Then go after the IT geek that’s longing for you. Sure, he may seem awkward with all the WOW memorabilia hanging around, but that time he spends downloading D&D maps is time he’s not sexting the temp in accounting. Think about it.