Dear Deviant:
Am I not as cute as I think I am? I just turned 29. Should my change jar start going to a derma-filler injection fund? When can I technically start calling myself a cougar?
-love,
ODD
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Oh ODD,

I had a friend who told me her prime was over at 19. She was unaware of Cougars and Cougar requirements, so I hipped her to game. As a fond admirer and beneficiary of the Cougar population, I sadly must inform you that you do not reach the requirements to be a Cougar.

No woman is as cute as she thinks she is. She is either no where near as hot as she perceives, or (and I think this is the most common case) is completely unaware of how truly Dangerously Beautiful she is (that’s not just a plug, its the truth!!).
If boys your age only want to play in your sandbox at their convenience, consider moving up to the older gents. They will have to dump you as you approach 29 1/2, but for the time in between, oh man, get that experience hunn. After all, experience and skills does a cougar make.

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